First things first

Hello everybody out there.

I’m glad you found your way to the official Bolton and whatsitallabout blog. As you may apparently experience, I’m bringing this to you in English. That's for the sake of I decided to speak (and therefore will write in) English only - during the forthcoming four months. However, if you may feel a bit incommoded due to all these foreign innominate words I allocate you a possibility to have the provided information translated to whatever language may appeal to you (e.g. German). For my terrific gleefulness, the available translation technologies are that inadequate everyone testing it will abandon after the first hilarious confusions and hence is forced to proofread my burlesque going proliferations.

That’s that.

If you’re still willing to proceed I’m only able to say: “Hats off!” and wish you an outrageous jolly delight with the things to come.

For literally purposes you’ll be badly prepared expecting a report of our experiences. But as more and more extracts are going to loom on this blog, the picture may bond. Anticipatingly, yourself will await a cultural shock presentation concerning:

• redbricks


• the food (e.g. doner kebab)


• the weather, of course


• literature


• people


• even more redbricks


• bureaucracy


• countrysideseeing


• did I mention redbricks, yet?


• karaoke nights


• industrial revolution


• and some other stuff you might have heard about never reasoning it may actually exist.

So stay tuned for your very own sake and the greetinx of

kindboyoffhome